Zaibatsu Corporation,
The world's Last Major Privately
Owned Corporation,Has a World
Wide Reputation For Manufacturing
The Greatest Pharmaceuticals,but
due to our Lobyists who got major
changes passed in the laws reguarding
leisure narcotics. So next time your
down in the domps and a little pill
puts a great big smile back on your
face, or a little sniff makes you chuckle
your heart out, say THANK YOU ZAIBATSU!

From Cars to Hemerrhoids and back again!
Zaibatsu Corporatipn Make Life Feel Like its Worth Living!

These Are Dangerous Times- Let's Make Everyone Laugh Again!