function theDudeAbides(){
	document.write('<OBJECT classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://active.macromedia.com/flash2/cabs/swflash.cab#version=6,0,0,0" ID=splash WIDTH=650 HEIGHT=400>');
	document.write('<PARAM NAME=movie VALUE="mother.swf">');
	document.write('<PARAM NAME=play VALUE=true>');
	document.write('<PARAM NAME=loop VALUE=false>');
	document.write('<PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high>');
	document.write('<PARAM NAME=scale VALUE="showall">');
	document.write('<PARAM NAME=menu VALUE="FALSE">');
	document.write('<EMBED src="mother.swf" type=application/x-shockwave-flash width="650" height="400" Loop="False" Quality="High" Menu="false" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed>');
	document.write('<NOEMBED><a href="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash">you must download flash 6 to view this</a></NOEMBED>');
	document.write('<NOSCRIPT><a href="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash">you must download flash 6 to view this</a></NOSCRIPT>');
	document.write('</OBJECT>');
}

function theDudeAbidesMain(){
	document.write("<DIV ID=flashLayer STYLE=position:absolute;width:650px;height:400px;z-index:2;visibility:visible;background:#004F7B;border-width:1px;border-color:#000000;border-style:solid>");
	document.write("<OBJECT classid=clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000 codebase=http://active.macromedia.com/flash2/cabs/swflash.cab#version=6,0,0,0 ID=splash WIDTH=650 HEIGHT=400>");
	document.write("<PARAM NAME=movie VALUE=mother.swf>");
	document.write("<PARAM NAME=play VALUE=true>");
	document.write("<PARAM NAME=loop VALUE=false>");
	document.write("<PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high>");
	document.write("<PARAM NAME=scale VALUE=showall>");
	document.write("<PARAM NAME=menu VALUE=FALSE>");
	document.write("<EMBED src=mother.swf type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=650 height=400 Loop=False Quality=High Menu=false pluginspage=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash></embed>");
	document.write("<NOEMBED><a href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash>you must download flash 6 to view this</a></NOEMBED>");
	document.write("<NOSCRIPT><a href=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash>you must download flash 6 to view this</a></NOSCRIPT>");
	document.write("</OBJECT>");
	document.write("</DIV>");
}

function theDudeAbidesMainTod(){
	document.write('<OBJECT classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://active.macromedia.com/flash2/cabs/swflash.cab#version=6,0,0,0" ID=splash WIDTH=650 HEIGHT=400>');
	document.write('<PARAM NAME=movie VALUE="mother_tod.swf">');
	document.write('<PARAM NAME=play VALUE=true>');
	document.write('<PARAM NAME=loop VALUE=false>');
	document.write('<PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high>');
	document.write('<PARAM NAME=scale VALUE="showall">');
	document.write('<PARAM NAME=menu VALUE="FALSE">');
	document.write('<EMBED src="mother_tod.swf" type=application/x-shockwave-flash width="650" height="400" Loop="False" Quality="High" Menu="false" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash">');
	document.write('<NOEMBED><a href="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash">you must download flash 6 to view this</a></NOEMBED>');
	document.write('<NOSCRIPT><a href="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash">you must download flash 6 to view this</a></NOSCRIPT>');
	document.write('</OBJECT>');
}