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What you're watching is not a speed run of Dance Dance Revolution, instead it's a dance style called Juking. It's born out of the Chicago house scene and is based around super fast, bass heavy music. It's fascinating because it's essentially an urban version of Riverdance on a wild dose of amphetamines — except Riverdance never looked remotely cool. Back in the day, dudes had to master a one-two step at most and you were good for all dance related situations. If this catches on though, we're all going to have to start studying Michael Jackson videos to avoid getting laughed off the dance floor. I swear, So You Think You Can Dance ruined everything.

A few months back, we threw up the video for Eddie Murphy's "Party All The Time" to show our undying support for the ethos that any time, is in fact, the right time to party. Today, we offer Phil Collins and Philip Bailey's "Easy Lover" — a fan favorite from Vice City Stories, but also a sobering companion piece to "Party All The Time". Both songs celebrate wild excess (it was the 80s) but they also warn of the pitfalls of going hard all the time. All that partying is great, but next thing you know, your girl doesn't come home anymore, your relationship is done and you’re hanging out with Rick James and/or Phil Bailey trying to figure out where your life went wrong. Seriously, you don’t want to ask that question to a man in leather pants. Maybe next time, you stop chasing models and popping bottles and instead you talk to the nice girl playing Chinatown Wars on the train. These are important things to consider as we head into the weekend.