The GTA Online "I'm Not a Hipster" Update Is Now Available

Posted on June 17 2014, 7:23am | Author: R* K | Filed Under: Games, Social Club

Express your incredible individualism and stand out from the herd with The post ironic, artisanal, organic, entirely independent, 100% re-claimed “I’m Not a Hipster” Update now available for Grand Theft Auto Online. This new content update features new retro print tees, skinny jeans, hairstyles, tattoos, animal masks and more, as well as additional enhancements to general gameplay to ensure the world is constantly evolving.

Choose from seven new vehicles including classic nostalgia rides like the Glendale, Warrener, Blade and Rhapsody – affordable cars that seem casual on the surface, but have hidden potential to be unleashed with a few modifications. The environmentally conscious set can check out the Panto microcar, while those looking to roll with their Crew in more ostentatious style can add the massive 3-axel, 6-seater Dubsta (unlocks at Rank 100) to their fleet.


A tuned up Rhapsody and Warrener hit the streets.

Even Ammu-Nation is getting in on the latest non-ironic trends with the Vintage Pistol and Antique Cavalry Dagger now in stock. Make sure to try all these out in the slew of new Jobs, as part of your long arduous journey to become one of Los Santos' effortlessly cool.

Along with today's update, gear up for 12 new Jobs across an assortment of game modes, including Races that provide showcase opportunities for these new retro rides, a Deathmatch in Puerta Del Sol, two new Captures and more. There are also three new Gang Attacks in Chumash, East Vinewood and Mirror Park.

Parachuting Airwaves (Rank 15, 1-8 Players)
Students of style know that what comes up must go down. Drop 4,370 feet while imagining you're over all the bands you listen to on Radio Mirror Park, as you twist and turn sharply down to the pond below.

Race Beach Odyssey (Rank 15, 1-16 Players)
Nothing says artistic credibility like a grainy image of trash next to a burnt out RV, so get your butt off a nice beach, and go to a nasty one. This is a Point to Point Race for Sports Classics starting in Chumash, ending in Sandy Shore, mainly on-road with opportunities to hit top speed.

Race Before It Was Cool (Rank 15, 1-8 Players)
Any skinny jeans wearer will tell you, sometimes things just don't fit. Try and squeeze up to eight compact cars around the tight corners of this lap Race in Mirror Park.

Race Caffeine Rush (Rank 1, 1-8 Players)
If your friends caught you drinking anything except a flat white at an independent coffee house it would be social suicide, but when you need java, you need java. This is a Point to Point Sedan Race from Del Perro to Mirror Park passing by four 'Cool Beans' coffee shops.

Capture Contend: Condo-monium (Rank 1, 2-8 Players)
Make a statement about late capitalism or income equality or art or pointless statements or something by trashing condos in Puerto Del Sol. This is a Contend style Capture going for the last of the party supplies in the courtyard between two identical apartment blocks.

Last Team StandingEast Vinewood LTS (Rank 9, 2-16 Players)
They don't know how it started, maybe two girls got the same tattoo, or reposted a Snapmatic without giving photo credit. What they do know is sides have been chosen and East Vinewood's gone to hell in this two team Last Team Standing.

Race Embracing America (Rank 1, 1-8 Players)
All your friends are going East in search of the last un-gentrified patch of turf in the country, and you're heading West. Load up a so-uncool-it's-cool Sedan, and race toward Little Seoul. Lots of straights and a few tight turns at the end of this point to point track.

Capture GTA: Grab a Cab (Rank 1, 2-8 Players)
After twelve hours 'rolling' at your local post-industrial techno-house night, your tattooed friends will be too wide-eyed to drive themselves. Pick up some taxis for them in this two team GTA-style Capture based around the Downtown Cab Co depot in East Vinewood.

Race Hip to be Cool (Rank 1, 1-8 Players)
Because driving around Rockford Hills in nice cars is too mainstream, and going through Vespucci Beach in low riders is kinda yesterday... This Compact class Race takes you back and forth over the Los Santos Freeway and in and out of the Casino parking lot.

Survival Legion Square Survival (Rank 25, 1-4 Players)
Freedom of speech is dead as the cops crack down on Legion Square protesters. Battle the police on foot, in SUVs, and eventually in Buzzard helicopters. And remember that the real bad guys are the bankers looking down on the action from their office windows.

Team Deathmatch Puerto Del Sol (Rank 1, 2-8 Players)
Every artist wanted to die young, then they wanted to mock their predecessors with an ironic statement about dying young, now it's a post-ironic statement and they might end up actually dying.

Race Trend Setting (Rank 1, 1-16 Players)
A Lap circuit Race with muscle cars around Mirror Park for simple people who want to seem complicated.


The brand new Dubsta unlocks at Rank 100 and can accommodate up to 6 players, perfect for rolling out in force with Crew members.

There are also tons of tweaks and updates made to Grand Theft Auto Online as part of this update. A few notable ones include:

  • Ten existing GTAV vehicles have been added to the southernsanandreassuperautos.com website for purchase, including Story Mode characters’ vehicles:
    • Albany Primo
    • BF Surfer
    • Bravado Buffalo
    • Franklin's Bravado Buffalo S
    • Bravado Youga
    • Cheval Picador
    • Dundreary Regina
    • Karin Rebel (clean version)
    • Trevor's Nagasaki Hot Rod Blazer
    • Michael's Obey Tailgater
  • Pure Gold and Brushed Gold paint colors have been added to LS Customs in the ‘Metals’ category. These unlock at Rank 100.
  • A new Pure Black window tint has been added to LS Customs, along with four new jazzy vehicle horns (including one which loops and speeds up / slows down as you drive).
  • Eight new individual player celebrations and four new paired Celebration animations have been added.
  • Players will no longer be charged Insurance costs if their vehicle is destroyed by another player who does not have enough GTA$ to pay.
  • Fixed an issue where, if an insured Personal Vehicle was destroyed, both parties had to pay the insurance costs.
  • Fixed an issue where some four-wheel drive vehicles had reverted to two-wheel drive.
  • Players are now able to bookmark Jobs whilst in a Playlist from the Pause menu.
  • Tear Gas now does more damage and lasts longer.
  • A small tick has been added to the first screen in the corona if a player has played a Job before, much like in the pause menu or Next Job Voting Screen.
  • The level of difficulty is now displayed when pressing D-pad down when playing Missions.

As always, in Story Mode the new Weapons are deposited straight into each of the three characters’ inventory with a full clip of ammo and you can visit the garage property to access the new Vehicles. The new Hairstyles, Facial Hair, Tattoos, Masks and Clothing are only available in GTA Online.

 

This update also includes a host of other adjustments, game tuning and exploit fixes. For the complete list, please visit the Rockstar Support site. To download the "I'm Not a Hipster" Update, just boot up your online-connected PS3 or Xbox 360 and start GTAV. You'll be prompted to download the automatic update (1.14) and Xbox 360 players will also be required to download an additional compatibility pack upon entering GTA Online.

Stay tuned for details on future GTA Online content updates in the weeks to come - as well as info on the upcoming "I'm Not a Hipster" Event Weekend with lots of special additional bonuses and contests happening this Friday through Sunday.

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  • R* Aon June 18 2014, 9:59amFlag
    Hello everyone, we hope you’re enjoying the new cars, weapons, gear, toasts and all the other additions in this week’s Update.

    For anyone experiencing any sort of technical issues, please hit up http://support.rockstargames.com where your issue may already be reflected as an article you can subscribe to for automatic updates – or contact the Support Team on Twitter at http://twitter.com/rockstarsupport

    For those of you asking about other upcoming GTA Online updates, we have lots more in store coming your way soon. We know many fans have been eagerly awaiting the release of the Online Heists that we had planned to release for you this spring, and they are taking more time to create than originally anticipated. We are very sorry for the delay, and are working hard to bring them to you as soon as we can. Please know that we are focused as always on making the best possible content for you to play and we are thankful to all of you for your patience, understanding and support. Stay tuned for more information on that as well as lots of other ongoing content updates, enhancements and additions to the world of GTA Online that are on the way.

    Thank you all, and we will also have information coming your way here at the Newswire later today on The “I’m Not A Hipster” Event Weekend happening this Friday-Sun with lots of special additional bonuses, contests and more.
  • TheVkiller5 days, 1 hour agoReplyFlag
    rockastar please confirm a ZOMBIE DLC!!!!
    • Marcos42563on August 2 2014, 3:57pmReplyFlag
      Rockstar, i have ran out of pacience waiting for the heists. Instead of taking useful time and effort in s**tty patches, work on the heists. No matter if they come out ugly, it will be heists. Then you would be able to make patches to make them better and add more of them. Also, why the f**k did you lock the Zancudo tower door? Are you nuts? Just release the f**king heists already, is that really that hard to do?.
      • flameprincesson July 25 2014, 6:59pmReplyFlag
        Clearly SOMEONE at Rockstar is a Wayne's World Fan. The Rhapsody in light blue = the car in Wayne's World where they headbang to Bohemian Rhapsody. :D
        • Bombstar23on July 20 2014, 5:06amReplyFlag
          It would be awesome if they added the turismo from GTA 4
          • Cerberusx32on July 20 2014, 12:39amReplyFlag
            The Dubsta 6x6 is a permanent vehicle right? As in, R* will NOT lock it up and make it unavailable right? It's there to stay and buy whenever right?
            • CallMeHunteron July 18 2014, 4:59pmReplyFlag
              @thekingchivas yes you know how whaling boats open up in the front it would just open up in the front like opening suicide doors and could hold 10 cars in the mast but you had to be at shore to get one out.
              • Ropp11091974on July 15 2014, 10:25amReplyFlag
                Ola será que alguém me pode ajudar, não consigo entar na minha segunda garagem fica sempre lendo e não entra , agora meti local para aparecer na garagem que estava bloqueada, assim nem consigo entar no jogo, alguém sabe resolver isto.
                • fsk700on July 14 2014, 9:36pmReplyFlag
                  Would like new music and maybe set up a mp3 connection to console...

                  FSK 700
                  • THE_HOFFAMANon July 8 2014, 12:34pmReplyFlag
                    Hey guys i am starting up a new forum. I am looking for Members and Moderators feel free to swing by and give me any kind of ideas or input to make the forum better :)

                    http://gta5forums.freeforums.net/
                    • Stunnie24on July 8 2014, 4:29amReplyFlag
                      I am rank 210 and i got not an dubsta 6+6?
                    • tysonnichols01on July 7 2014, 11:35pmReplyFlag
                      rockstar can you put a 3 wheeled bike in gta online
                      • iHunterDestroyeron July 4 2014, 10:51pmReplyFlag
                        AFFZ Rockstar !! Vai Tomar No Meio DO Cu Porra !! Adiado Os Assaltos ? VSF ! Agente N Anda Esperando Esta Merda Pra Agora Ñ Cara !! #VAISEFUDERROCKSTAR
                        • sLiQdaBeAsTon July 2 2014, 10:10pmReplyFlag
                          I would love to be able to create survivals or even missions. Online play is developing very well. Theres so much to still be done. R* please listen to ur fans we know what we like and ur future games will rise in sales. Believe that thank you
                          • PuReWoZZYon July 1 2014, 5:56pmReplyFlag
                            Anyone else noticed the Wayne's World reference in this update?
                          • Nich_Daneon July 1 2014, 4:47pmReplyFlag
                            Hey, nyone know what's in the new update?
                            • Grummm_Didleyon July 1 2014, 6:19amReplyFlag
                              GTA V Update on 360. Don't know what it is!
                              • smithster116on July 1 2014, 3:40amReplyFlag
                                hey rockstar, your servers are still unstable and disconnecting everyone in sessions. i know you know about these things cause i keep sending you reports on them just like you asked me to.
                                • brian-sigon July 7 2014, 10:24amReplyFlag
                                  @smithster116 I had the same at the begin of the release like first 2 day's but after that no more..
                                  I actually don't know anyone who has that still.. You exposed your host (DMZ) ? This opens all the ports in GTA what should maybe help I guess.. ?
                              • allenrussell03on June 30 2014, 10:25pmReplyFlag
                                you should make it where you can set a custom lift on your vehicles and bigger size tires with better upgrades on the offroad vehicles
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