The Rockstar Newswire Crew Noticeboard: Aces, Jokers and Other Assorted Hooligans

Posted on December 6 2013, 11:18am | Author: R* Y | Filed Under: Social Club, Games

It was great to see the Social Club Crew Community come through in force on our first Newswire Notice Board installment; actively letting us know what sort of members and Crews you are looking for. 

As promised, here is an updated round of Crews headhunting and looking to grow, in some cases seeking quality over quantity.


Most Crews may have turned their primary focus to Grand Theft Auto Online, but KingKoshan wants you all to know that the Gold Aces are keeping Max Payne 3 pro performance pride alive and well.

"Hello GTA V players, Golden Aces now recruiting, yes the best Max Payne 3 crew there
is. If you want to be a part of this beast crew MESSAGE me but please, don't request a
invite since there are currently 360 pending invites to the crew.

Requirements: 1. KDR must be +2.00. 2. Mic is optional since we have a private text
chat room for those that don't have a mic. 3. CREW MEMBERS DON'T KILL EACH OTHER.
4. You have to be a beast player."


AceSniper_FearMe and The Jokerz Gang are always looking to have the last laugh.

"Ready to introduce a little... Anarchy? I'm AceSniper_FearMe, leader of the Jokerz Gang. Whether you're more of a "lets do a bunch of Jobs" player or a "must ruin everyone's day by wrecking havoc" kind of player or both, then join us. We can cater to all of your psychotic deranged needs. We currently have an Open Enrollment, so just find us and join the chaos! Jokerz Gang, we are an engine of chaos!"



DForce77 and the blazing basketball emblemed AP Colians appear to be making an open declaration of war on the entire Social Club. You've been warned.


This is NOT a recruitment post. This is a BATTLE CRY!
If you want to join us, fine. But if you're not with us, you're against us.



JustFadedYou and the 747 Cartel are planning on bringing some turbulence so make sure to put your flight trays in the upright position.

"Tired of getting killed? Tired of failing missions? Tired of not making any money while getting shot at by Los Santos crews? 747 Cartel is currently searching for Hit Men and Lady Assassins.....any crew who has ever been in a Los Santos area with us know how we roll.....Ride With Us Or Collide With Us.. Its nothing personal, just business...."



Some Crews take themselves quite seriously but QUADLEYMODO and the Ageing infidels seem to have a more laid back approach.


"Ageing infidels looking for new members for our attempt of world domination... not really.

We are a mature clan, 21 plus, a good bunch of guys and girls making ends meet in Los Santos we are inviting and will include all willing to participate. What you waiting for?"



F-2341803 takes much pride in Dead Union's awesomely detailed John Martson emblem.

"Looking for Professional Criminals that can quickly do the correct jobs easily without being "Wasted"... We do not want little kids, or ragers... With one of the finest emblems in Social Club you can easily put it on your Hoodie, T-Shirt and others!...

Objective: The objective is simply to spread chaos across Los Santos & Blaine County, kill as many you can, and get rich!"



And this week's featured Crew recruitment video comes to us from buty365 of the meme-tastic Gangster of Love Crew...

As always, feel free to share your story and what your Crew is about in the comments section below. We only ask that you don’t spam (one post per Crew) and please keep all such comments strictly on this and future Crew Recruitment articles. This is also the ideal opportunity to show off your Crew spirit with any fun group Snapmatic photos or awesome gameplay videos you've made that show everyone why your squad is the place to be or the team to beat.


  • sinistercircus19 hours, 21 minutes agoReplyFlag

    Join the Brotherhood MC 666. All Brothers are Equal. Everything we earn on jobs we split 50/50. Brothers don't kill Brothers. Brothers watch the back of other Brothers. All are welcome but the wild and violent are preferred.

    Remember It's better to be first in Hell than last in Heaven!
    • Live feed, wie wir zusammen agieren:

      ]Deutsche PC-Fun-Crew:
      Jeder ist willkommen (18+, wir sind 20-45+ Jahre alt). Kommt einfach auf unseren Teamspeak: (kein Port)

      Bombrats Crew:
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      • Dontoby933 weeks, 3 days agoReplyFlag

        The Cave With Batmen.
        Newly started firm seeking Batman-Mr.Andersson kind of players who will ball out n get that green salad and have some old fashioned fun

        What I want this crew to be:
        Cooperative, teamworking, communicating
        Able to complete the Criminal Mastermind Challenge
        Killing everyone in Deathmatches
        Helping each other out
        Doing stuff together, cuz money and RP is coming faster with 4 consecutive crew members.

        Microphone usage as often as possible (especially heists, deathmatches and missions)
        Be a kind and cool person and not a douchy turd
        No Crew Killing

        HAVE FUN !
        • RoD.I.Bullet3 weeks, 3 days agoReplyFlag
            • Tittlelomyon April 24 2015, 7:07amReplyFlag
              Da Street Boyz is now open for recruitment. we have 4 heads of the gang and a lot of leadership spots to be filled. its wide open for 2weeks then its closing up for invite only grab a spot now before its too late
              • ARGwantedon April 21 2015, 9:07pmReplyFlag
                Any one know a good patch maker I have a pach that I used to have all I need is it being photoshop in
                • CDPRoberts99on April 19 2015, 1:21amReplyFlag
                  FEAR Tac Unit is back and looking for new members message FEAR Checkmate to join
                  • Mizter_Eon April 18 2015, 7:17amReplyFlag
                    S.C.A.R Mafia Society - (Special Criminals And Renegades Mafias Society) is now recruiting.

                    Minimal requirement -

                    we are open to all, but mainly promoting to near S.E.A or Asia (South East Asia and Asia)
                    Attendance - not required, be with us when you can, heist and do activities with us when you wanted, we wont force you, its a happy and easy going society we got here despite our badass tag and crew name

                    no specific level required, but your ranking and hierarchy in crew is depend on it, means the higher your rank are, the more power you possess in crew

                    Mic is optional (even i dont have that, only stick with good'ol keyboard warrior typing)
                    English language (typing or microphone)

                    No easy rage or quitter , no flaming or spamming, we're all here for taking it easy and no stress (if we can avoid it)

                    Crew logo is a must during crew or heist activities together, such as , crew emblem on your bike, your car, your super car,
                    (vehicle crew color is optional, but currently our crew color is red+yellow/orange)

                    Crew emblem on attires are optional aswell, but must at least have crew color on of your attires or body part
                    (hair, eye, skin tone, tattoo or cap, hoodies, shirt, shoes, glasses, and etc, just to show'em we're one brotherhood society and we're in this s**t together ya know?)

                    all platform and consoles are welcomed!

                    we aren't like those elites or strict crews, but we're aiming for them, and we do with the foundation of teamwork and friendly brotherhood, we'll take it slow and steady, straight to the tops, not alone, not for one people, but together and for all

                    so come now, come one, come all

                    How to join us?
                    In game - press Home Button, its in the middle between Insert and Page Up button on your keyboard, go to social, find player, find my name (mister_e) and add me, as friend, and ill send you crew invite as soon as possible
                    (somehow our crew doesn't turn up when search for crew)

                    or manually from here, Social Club Rockstar, see my handsome crew avatar there? click my name, add me friend, and ill send you the crew invite as soon as possible, again, why not apply straight to my crew without adding me as friend? I have no idea but our crew, didnt turn up in search for crew, and dont bother to search for SCAR , turns out there's alot crew name for different game, with different platform......

                    so once again,
                    come on now

                    come one, come all

                    join us, The S.C.A.R
                    Special Criminals And Renegades Mafias Society

                    and we shall accept you , with an open hand, and with warm welcomes aswell!

                    and do stuff together, fun stuff , boring stuff, serious stuff, lame stuff,

                    and together, we shall rise to the top!
                    • Fandavid14on April 8 2015, 10:16pmReplyFlag
                      looking to join a crew, How do I join??
                      • XtremeSenseiEmanon April 7 2015, 7:55pmReplyFlag
                        Xtreme Mercenariez now recruiting. Im only accepting a limited amount of noobs. You join my army and we shall clean the street of los santos,san andreas and blaine county. Anyone who gets in our way will be crushed
                        • 614210on March 25 2015, 9:22pmReplyFlag
                          • Fangedbark16430on March 22 2015, 11:37amReplyFlag
                            Looking for a crew on GTA 5 xbox one only
                            • CalitosWayyon March 22 2015, 4:35amReplyFlag
                              THE ARCHITECHS ARE NOW RECRUITING.

                              This notice is for players on the PS3 system

                              PSN_ID: Calitos_Wayy
                              CREW: ThellARCHITECHSll ( "ll" are the letters L )
                              CREW LEADER: Calitos_Wayy

                              Looking for good clean active players that can help make the crew fun and exciting. I update crew daily and promotions and rewards for members are based on performance activity and dedication plus a lot more in the future. Play hard and play smart. That's what I'm looking for.

                              Requirements are but not limited to:

                              Must speak English. This is a must.
                              Must make this crew your main crew and rep it proudly.
                              Have mic. (Optional) but recommended.
                              KD ratio is not important. But following instructions is.
                              All ranks allowed. But only ranks 25 and above can participate in crew heist.
                              Prefer ages 16 and up. No noobs allowed.
                              Must follow leaders and Lts. Instructions during missions.
                              Insubordination will not be tolerated and will lead to you being kick.
                              Also there will be training and member coordination and team building sessions.
                              Must be an active player.

                              About the leader:

                              Cool player likes to have fun very respectful and likes to coordinate communicate strategize and win. Doesn't tolerate people that doesn't listen and following instructions. If your going to be in my crew have to be nice and respectful to other members and follow instructions.

                              CONTACT ME ONLINE OR SOCIAL CLUB.

                              PSN_ID : Calitos_Wayy
                              SOCIAL CLUB: CaLitosWayy
                              • KG-Dogg-1976on March 15 2015, 7:21amReplyFlag
                                Need a crew with

                                No kids - 18+
                                Uses Mics
                                No crew killing
                                20% payout on Heists
                                Help each other out
                                Don't mind swearing ( I swear a lot ! )
                                No Church freaks ( Not anti-church, but this is GTA )
                                Must have a sense of humour
                                Totally open to new idea's & new game plans
                                No Quitting halfway through missions
                                Be able to speak English
                                Have Fun & a Laugh but get the jobs done
                                Willing to experiment with missions & Quests ( Different Routes Ways to complete ect ect )
                                Watch each others backs at all times

                                I know its a long list but i'm sick to death of going on to GTAO & getting f***ed about by little children who think they a fantastic at a big boys / girls game !! I just want to play the game make money & generally have a laugh whilst doing it ! So if there is a crew out there thats willing to give me a shot find me in game - KGEE-DOG. I'm not saying i'm good, I do make mistakes, & from time to time get killed ! But I like to see jobs through to the bitter end ! I am an older gamer ( 38 ) but i'm also a big kid & a gta Veteran, from the very first to the very latest ! Give me a call, i'll fly with you !!!!!!!!!! Thanks for reading this. Keith.
                                • phldolanoon March 13 2015, 1:15pmReplyFlag
                                  The Jokerz Hooligans - Now Recruiting
                                  • flashyboy912on March 12 2015, 7:29pmReplyFlag
                                    If you active on ps3 Add me flashyboy100
                                    • joses1234on March 7 2015, 9:09pmReplyFlag
                                      Anybody need a crew we do a lot of crew battles, fight clubs and a lot of deathmatch training we have 570 members and we are a 360 crew!
                                      • tommyoo9on March 5 2015, 6:36pmReplyFlag
                                        New crew vercetti gang sa we are basicly the San Andreas outpost of the vercetti gang run by tommy vercetti we follow a strict set of rules

                                        1: The orders of higher ups are law
                                        2: You must wear blue
                                        3: The crew car is the sentinel and must be owned by all members
                                        4: If promoted to Lieutenant you must wear a suit
                                        5: Loyalty to the gang

                                        If u are ok with all of this request an invite or message me
                                        • DoneMedalon March 5 2015, 4:39pmReplyFlag
                                          Jumpers of hell, we are an airport crew that will try to get you supplies and backup when ever you need it. #new crew #Hiring
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