Rockstar Newswire

The latest archival update from our friends at the Advertising Council of Liberty City, Vice City and San Andreas is an abundant serving of Americana - with classic radio commercials featuring vacuous reality televison shows, contentious wedge issues and more tributes to consumer excess. Listen to these and lots of other spots now at www.rockstargames.com/advertisingcouncil.

• Ammunation: A Visit from Derek the Dodo - Protecting your kids’ rights! Proudly bringing gun safety to your community for over 30 years.
• Athena 200s - This is pleasure that lasts longer. Celebrating the struggle for women’s equality with each full-flavored cigarette.

• Complete the Look: Electro - Vice City’s one stop shop for people who know how to put the ‘hip’ into hip-hop.
• Learn Redneck Pretty Fast - To take full advantage of the remarkable opportunities of this land of select freedom, you’ve got to understand the language of freedom.

• The Mid-Life Crisis Center - You’ll be dead soon. You’ve missed out on so much. It’s not too late to make a change.
• My Five Uncles - The sitcom with a lot of heart. The show that shows family values exist – even in unconventional families.
• Vote Yes on Proposition 832 - Nineteen million illegal aliens live in this country – most of them in San Andreas. Preserve the status quo in OUR favor. 

• Excelsior Extreme 9 Razor (Vladivostok Version) - Blades of Glory. Courtesy of Vladivostok FM. 
• I’m Rich - America can’t stop gawking at directionless heiresses and debutante disasters on the hit CNT show, I’m Rich.
• America’s Next Top Hooker (as heard below) - It’s back, this season on CNT. 20 girls compete for the title everyone wants. Who will go home with the glory?