Ad Council Update: Ammunation, Prop 832, America’s Next Top Hooker and More...

Posted on July 30 2013, 2:59pm | Author: R* Q | Filed Under: Games

The latest archival update from our friends at the Advertising Council of Liberty City, Vice City and San Andreas is an abundant serving of Americana - with classic radio commercials featuring vacuous reality televison shows, contentious wedge issues and more tributes to consumer excess. Listen to these and lots of other spots now at www.rockstargames.com/advertisingcouncil.

 
Vice City, 1984
 
  • Ammunation: A Visit from Derek the Dodo - Protecting your kids’ rights! Proudly bringing gun safety to your community for over 30 years.
  • Athena 200s - This is pleasure that lasts longer. Celebrating the struggle for women’s equality with each full-flavored cigarette.
 
Vice City, 1986
 
  • Complete the Look: Electro - Vice City’s one stop shop for people who know how to put the ‘hip’ into hip-hop.
  • Learn Redneck Pretty Fast - To take full advantage of the remarkable opportunities of this land of select freedom, you’ve got to understand the language of freedom.
 
San Andreas, 1992
 
  • The Mid-Life Crisis Center - You’ll be dead soon. You’ve missed out on so much. It’s not too late to make a change.
  • My Five Uncles - The sitcom with a lot of heart. The show that shows family values exist – even in unconventional families.
  • Vote Yes on Proposition 832 - Nineteen million illegal aliens live in this country – most of them in San Andreas. Preserve the status quo in OUR favor. 
 
Liberty City, 2008
 

 

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  • LIGITAVATARH3on August 21 2013, 11:36pmReplyFlag
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    • GTAIVxGTAVxHACKSon August 18 2013, 10:09amReplyFlag
      Hey R*! You are my favourite developer (im from germany)! It's very cool if u answer. THX a lot and i cant wait anymore for GTA V. I have all GTA series! Cheers.
    • ScruffySamon August 16 2013, 3:03pmReplyFlag
      http://youtu.be/FSFQHtKGaE4 Loved this ad
      • MldnightCIubon August 13 2013, 4:12pmReplyFlag
        You need to replenish those electrolytes!
      • Infamous_Snake_on August 13 2013, 4:02pmReplyFlag
        Hey Rockstar We Want a Pogo The Monkey Stuffed animal collectors item or even a shirt or something! Get it into your rockstar warehouse cause alot of people would buy!!
        • x5AVAGECABBAGExon August 10 2013, 7:45amReplyFlag
          love the level of detail that builds these worlds into existence. great job R* cant wait for GTAV so i can just pull over and laugh my ass off! http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/get_deez_nutz
          • Officer-69on August 7 2013, 1:48pmReplyFlag
            Lazlow Jones wrote most of these right? If so, please, keep him around and give a radio station again, mention he was kicked out Liberty and ran back to S.A. or something. I love that guy.
            • gman33on August 6 2013, 11:13pmReplyFlag
              I always love that commercial cause it reminds me of the mindless stuff they always put on tv hope to see the series go to new heights it would rule if Vince Vaughan stared in one id laugh my butt off thanks rockstar you peeps are always funn!
              • jflassshon August 6 2013, 9:24pmReplyFlag
                The midlife life crisis center commercial is brilliant!
                • Dedwenosirison August 6 2013, 3:37pmReplyFlag
                  The chicken is a bird with a tiny brain
                  So we assume, he doesnt feel any pain
                  We shrink their heads, and bread 'em fast
                  6 wings 40 breasts (?)
                  then they're gassed.....
                  • tadejpetricon August 6 2013, 6:29amReplyFlag
                    Pogo the Monkey? Maibatsu Monstrosity? Doormatron? Eqanox?
                    Im sure I made some typos there but still theyre missing.
                    • Neffxamayaon August 5 2013, 8:25pmReplyFlag
                      does no one remember our best friend pogo the monkey
                    • Mel_Manon August 3 2013, 1:53pmReplyFlag
                      I can't wait to see Tony McTony (tMt) in Los Santos. I hadn't fully appreciated that "I'm Rich" show on GTA IV until I saw actual shows like that on "E" Entertainment TV. Those damn Forbes shows with stupid commentary. Bang up job with that. I could swear you hired the "E" guys to voice it. CNT is crazy, hahaha, such ridiculous content.
                      • MetalMofo-Billon August 22 2013, 7:05amReplyFlag
                        @Mel_Man It's actually a parody before your time, I bet, from the 1980s or 1990s Robin Leach hosted Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, a pre-cursor to even MTV's CRIBS which stylized the same exact concept
                    • MetalMofo-Billon August 3 2013, 12:08pmReplyFlag
                      Yes, but when will we get highlights of upcoming radio programming in Los Santos and the greater surrounding San Andreas area? Can we get an idea of things to do and see for theater and performing arts in GTA V??? I hope you plan a small preview, Rockstar!
                      • ROK198on August 3 2013, 11:02pmReplyFlag
                        @MetalMofo-Bill But if they preview the content, it wont be as great of an experience if you are caught completely by surprise. But we already know the Republican Space Rangers will be back.
                    • Jamezitoon August 2 2013, 4:46pmReplyFlag
                      Join my crew Varrios Los Aztecas, we're gonna take over Sao Paulo & Los Santos.
                      Anybody is welcome to join, link below:

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                      Check out our promo video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEuPq6y2B4Y
                      • dandrixson August 2 2013, 5:48amReplyFlag
                        Back in day i took those 19 million aliens literally lol
                        • boogie-dayson August 1 2013, 9:08pmReplyFlag
                          I hope "Princess Robot Bubble Gum" makes a return.
                          • KendoKaponi123on August 1 2013, 2:26pmReplyFlag
                            America's next Top Hooker should be a great show to watch.
                            • ITONYSOPRANOIon August 1 2013, 11:34amReplyFlag
                              Anybody know that one ad that's heard playing in GTA Vice City when some guy is talking about gettin rid of germs? In the background some people are singing like, "blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah blah" which is hilarious. Can't think of the name though?
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