Just Say "Not for Me": Jock Cranley PSA and More Classic Radio Spots Added to the Ad Council Site

Posted on July 22 2011, 11:20am | Author: R* Q | Filed Under: Games

The good folks at The Advertising Council of Liberty City, Vice City and San Andreas have delved deep into the archives once again to deliver another installment of memorable radio ads from the Council's grand repository.  This latest update features original spots from popular games of the 80s and 90s like The Cavern of Sorrow and Pastmaster: Patriot Edition, as well as an important public service message from hard living thrillseeker Jock Cranley (featured below).  Hear all these and much more at www.rockstargames.com/advertisingcouncil.


Vice City, 1984

Vice City, 1986

San Andreas, 1992

  • The Cavern of Sorrow - Gather ye friends! It’s the fantasy game that’s sweeping the country.
  • Glory Hole Theme Park - Open every day. Have fun with strangers and come meet Gerry Gerbil!
  • Herr Grubbers Spa - The renowned German beautician, scientist and disciplinarian has come to San Andreas.

Liberty City, 1998


Previous Ad Council Updates:
Angel & the Knight, Salivex, the Maibatsu Womb and More
The Evacuator, Renegade Cologne, Lab Rat Cart Racing and More
Ammu-Nation, eXsorbeo, Redwood Cigarettes and More
PetsOvernight.com, Pogo the Monkey, Inversion Therapy and More

  • R* Yon July 25 2011, 10:46amReplyFlag
    @Kalerney @ILikeVideo-Games @SmileCannon Ha, thanks guys, be sure to check out all the ads:
    • SmileCannonon July 24 2011, 1:40pmReplyFlag
      Why is the Happiness Island lady Hilary Clinton? Is it because she said that rockstargames are too violent? :D
      Another great thing about rockstar, i'¨ll give my 3 thumbs up for you
      • Kalerneyon July 23 2011, 6:06pmReplyFlag
        http://www.cluckinbellhappychicken.com is as fun as the radio advert ^^
        • ILikeVideo-Gameson July 23 2011, 4:24pmReplyFlag
          Rockstar - you guys are awesome. http://www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.com is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
          • R* Yon July 23 2011, 12:34pmReplyFlag
            @WolfRogers Interesting idea, thanks
            • ILikeVideo-Gameson July 23 2011, 7:07amReplyFlag
              @BrightonEarly - 'GENESIS' From the GTA forums right?
              • nicomcon July 23 2011, 12:50amReplyFlag
                actually there was a gta called gta: London 1969, it was in London & im pretty sure gta 2 was in Anywhere city. change is good. i would like to see ammunition make their return & go international!
                • CrisFormedon July 22 2011, 10:54pmReplyFlag
                  Let the first sentence in this blog post be a testament that "GTA is only LC, VC, and SA"

                  And I wouldn't want it any other way.

                  To the people who argue "they said they won't give just the same thing over and over"

                  Was Liberty the same thing as the first two? No. It was way more than just a higher definition.

                  I eagerly await VC and SA. And another LC.
                  • BrightonEarlyon July 22 2011, 9:43pmReplyFlag
                    • WolfRogerson July 22 2011, 9:05pmReplyFlag
                      I like how these use the In Game Textures but obviously Higher Quality, Rockstar, you should bundle visual adverts on the website to, many of the textures in the games can be awkward to make out at times so having higher resolution versions on the website will help us see all the little details that are put on them!
                      • R* Aon July 22 2011, 5:18pmReplyFlag
                        @VISALI.gp You're quite welcome!
                        • VISALI.gpon July 22 2011, 4:37pmReplyFlag
                          LOL, I suggested you to update the Advertising Council page via mouthoff two days ago. I don't think this happened because of my wish, but thank you :P
                          • BestHeliPiloton July 22 2011, 3:57pmReplyFlag
                            i like the cluckin bell ad
                            • pi4orkon July 22 2011, 3:32pmReplyFlag
                              the radios in GTA games are so fun...and the music you guys chose is awesome...i really hope in the next gta you guys will put more of AKON songs
                              • R* Aon July 22 2011, 3:29pmReplyFlag
                                @VBProject Ha, you mean http://www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.com/ right?
                                LOG OFF NOW!
                                • VBProjecton July 22 2011, 2:54pmReplyFlag
                                  Oh filter. Well I think you guessed already.
                                  • VBProjecton July 22 2011, 2:52pmReplyFlag
                                    ---FLAPS (GTA LCS) are the best. And their site even more funnier.
                                    • Loco-Giganotoon July 22 2011, 2:47pmReplyFlag
                                      It's been a while since I've heard some of these ads and I still laugh every time I hear them. They never get old!
                                      • EduardoFH85on July 22 2011, 2:45pmReplyFlag
                                        The radios of the GTAs are epic, it has very good songs, and commercials are funny.

                                        And then it came to TV in GTA IV was pretty good too.
                                        The commercials are funny and programs.
                                        Ler foneticamente
                                        • rere1loveon July 22 2011, 1:52pmReplyFlag
                                          Lady Killer Bisquit it just brings me back to a place you guys are great I just love what you R* do...
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