11 Classic Radio Spots Added to the Advertising Council Website, Including 'The Evacuator'

Posted on February 18 2011, 10:39am | Author: R* Q | Filed Under: Games

Here's an all new collection of classic ads unearthed from the vaults of the Advertising Council of Liberty City, Vice City and San Andreas - including the original commercial for Jack Howitzer's legendary 1984 action film 'Evacuator'.

Hear them all at www.rockstargames.com/advertisingcouncil

Vice City, 1984

  • Evacuator(as heard below). HOWITZER IS BACK. Let’s do some killing. Let’s kill for the kids.

Vice City, 1986

  • Communism PSA. If you think your child might be a red – here are some warning signs.
  • Complete the Look: Cuban Jazz. Look manly with a personalized chest wig at Vice City’s one stop shop, Complete the Look.
  • Lovefist – Live in Concert. The world tour that has been banned throughout the world comes to Vice City.

San Andreas, 1992

  • Blottos. We’ve got silver non-corrosive drinking straws, oregano grinders and much more!
  • American Bank of Los Santos. Need a home loan fast?  We’ll help you get the debt you need to make life easier.
  • Renegade Cologne. For the man who wants to reek of masculinity. Nobody tells a RENEGADE what to do.
  • San Andreas Telephone Company. For those… difficult conversations.

Liberty City, 1998

  • Koala Toilet Paper. Like a soft fluffy animal you can wipe your ass with! Let the bear deal with your behind.
  • Lab Rat Cart Racing. The #1 board game is now a fully licensed videogame! www.itsvivisection.com

Liberty City, 2001

  • PetsOvernight.com: Exotic Pets Galore. For the guy that has everything. Tigers, cobras, manatees, and white rhinos. In a box. Directly to your door.

  • LiquidJon October 2 2013, 11:04amReplyFlag
    I like this.
    • ps3killaon February 22 2011, 12:50pmReplyFlag
      Rockstar it be very cool if you release GTA trilogy on PS3,very cool.This ads taking a lot of memories
      • Zelvenskiy_mon February 22 2011, 8:09amReplyFlag
        Ah, memories
        • -THU31-on February 21 2011, 7:25amReplyFlag
          Ah, San Andreas. Now that was a fun game, I'd never before seen this much humor.

          How about San Andreas Stories for NGP (PSP2)?
          • TuxedoedFOOLEon February 21 2011, 1:45amReplyFlag
            ... game ???
            • TuxedoedFOOLEon February 21 2011, 1:44amReplyFlag
              I was just wandering, will vice city be revisited by rockstar in some new grand theft auto ???
              • R* Yon February 18 2011, 6:40pmReplyFlag
                @Marney-1 Yep, it was in Grand Theft Auto III.

                Cheers guys, and be sure to head over to the Advertising Council website to hear quite a few of the classic spots:
                • Hurricaneon February 18 2011, 6:35pmReplyFlag
                  Where is the new petsover---ht.com ad?
                  • The4orTy67on February 18 2011, 5:47pmReplyFlag
                    The Evacuator... those were the days...
                    • Marlboroon February 18 2011, 3:19pmReplyFlag
                      Ah, memories

                      An app for the Advertising Council would be nice or (and I assume this ones not possible) stations from GTA available on radio.com.
                      • MasterGamesTVon February 18 2011, 11:51amReplyFlag
                        AY SOME RADIOS OF GTASA RMEMBER ME THAT TIME WHEN I WAS VICIED OF SAN ANDREAS (2004-2009) now I will play it again.. What a GTA SA HD Remake.. Uhm will be perfect.

                        Nice rockstar!
                        • Marney-1on February 18 2011, 11:27amReplyFlag
                          "My friend Joey sewed his hands together!" - Was that from GTAIII? Always made me laugh.
                          • ajbns87on February 18 2011, 11:17amReplyFlag
                            Old memories, GTA is the reason Im still a gamer... I hope after LA Noire and Max Payne, GTA starts to get hyped, whats happening with Agent?

                            @ps3killa, that issue probably lies with Sony / Playstation Network, maybe Rockstar could release some unique avatars just for us Europeans who have to wait!
                            • ps3killaon February 18 2011, 11:12amReplyFlag
                              What about GTA avatars in EU PS Store?Why US got it and we not?
                              • Thisis50on February 18 2011, 10:57amReplyFlag
                                i want vice city
                                • Joker-64on February 18 2011, 10:56amReplyFlag
                                  haha interesting :)
                                  • Jortanon February 18 2011, 10:55amReplyFlag
                                    f**k YEAH JACK HOWITZER IS THE MAN!
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