Rockstar Newswire

Here's an all new collection of classic ads unearthed from the vaults of the Advertising Council of Liberty City, Vice City and San Andreas - including the original commercial for Jack Howitzer's legendary 1984 action film 'Evacuator'.

Hear them all at www.rockstargames.com/advertisingcouncil

Vice City, 1984

• Evacuator(as heard below). HOWITZER IS BACK. Let’s do some killing. Let’s kill for the kids.

Vice City, 1986

• Communism PSA. If you think your child might be a red – here are some warning signs.
• Complete the Look: Cuban Jazz. Look manly with a personalized chest wig at Vice City’s one stop shop, Complete the Look.
• Lovefist – Live in Concert. The world tour that has been banned throughout the world comes to Vice City.

San Andreas, 1992

• Blottos. We’ve got silver non-corrosive drinking straws, oregano grinders and much more!
• American Bank of Los Santos. Need a home loan fast?  We’ll help you get the debt you need to make life easier.
• Renegade Cologne. For the man who wants to reek of masculinity. Nobody tells a RENEGADE what to do.
• San Andreas Telephone Company. For those… difficult conversations.

 
Liberty City, 1998

• Koala Toilet Paper. Like a soft fluffy animal you can wipe your ass with! Let the bear deal with your behind.
• Lab Rat Cart Racing. The #1 board game is now a fully licensed videogame! www.itsvivisection.com

Liberty City, 2001

• PetsOvernight.com: Exotic Pets Galore. For the guy that has everything. Tigers, cobras, manatees, and white rhinos. In a box. Directly to your door.