Lazlow: Wow that was great you know Big Smoke is doing a lot for the community or to it he sounds like a great guy.

lazlow will beat the s**t out of those people

hehehe i'm new here so...

hehehe i'm new here so......

You're listening to Chatterbox, where your opinions matter. Or at least we say they do

Also the "what about lightly?" pervert on Integrity 2.0....and the "No, it's not edgy s**t. It's not edgy s**t at all" internet geek

"Citizens are Raging Against Phones, Lazlow!"

....replaying vice city stories - Lazlow is hilarious as Cousin Ed's interm. Bring back Cousin Ed too he is awesome.

I love the whole hot dog vendor skit. That is my favorite and then the whole Chatterbox thing.

I didn't really like Integrity 2.0. It took the sane out of Lazlow and made him like one of his callers. I miss Chatterbox.

GTA VC was okay but Chatterbox was brilliance. I would do anything to just listen to that again in Liberty City.

All Lazlow content is hilarious. I'd have to say I enjoyed him most in SA, VC and VCS.
Fav comment: "I grow my religion thats why I can't remember"

Reed: “Actually I do cover this early on in the book, in chapter 45. It’s called ‘Stir-fry your Prejudice.’ You see, I once thought like you before my master took me under his wing and taught me the joys of soy and origami. Concentration begins in the mind, and spreads to all the extremities of the body. You must use the language of the body, not the tongue! And the language of the body begins with raw, uncooked, organic vegetables. Just look at me, I could tear a phone-book in half with my bear toes! In fact, Lazlow, I could easily chop this desk into two half-desks!!”
Lazlow: “This desk is made of two inch thick composite wood pulp, and has a mahogany-venire finish, it has three draws and, knowing this station cost a hundred dollars. In his own words Reed Tucker is about to smash it into two half desks! Take it away Reed!”
Reed: “Ladies and gentlemen, I have already visualized the desk in two half desks, and now, I shall make it so! Dragon stance…HHIII-YAA…OOOHW…OOW LAZLOW, OOH LAZLOW…I think I hurt my hand!! My…my pinky’s all bent the wrong way!”
Lazlow: “Listen karate kid…the desk is still in one piece, thanks for coming on the show!”
Reed: “Okay Lazlow, mockery will get you nowhere! I think I’m gonna hit you now!!”
Lazlow: “Ohh…I bruise easily, don’t throw any tofus or bean curds at me!”
Reed: “Okay very funny Lazlow, it’s easy to make fun of me but it’s all the fault of the feng-shui in here, it’s damn right disgraceful!”
Lazlow: “Yes it makes you talk like this! Okay, the listener lines are open, this is Chatterbox.”

Thanks to David Burgess for this

Lazlow-"Caller, are you sane? Are you a sane caller?"
Caller- "Absolutly Lazlow... Killer bees..."
Lazlow-"K-killer bees?"
Caller- "Yes, they are like sheep, who are going to take over!"
Lazlow-"Alright thanks caller, killer bees, fat people, what's plaguing you? Call now."

Lazlow- I'm here today with a guy who gets paid to talk what a concept hey OG Lock how you doing.

O-G Loc- OG Lock man it's O-G loc ya hear me O-G Loc.

Caller: "Hey Lazlow. That last guy was a lunatic! Where'd you dig him up
from, the state loony bin? And that wacko you had going on about
killer bees - what a moron!! I mean...just read a newspaper!
Killer bees, er..the evils of artificial sweeteners in soda
pops, Roswell..i..it's all part of the governments propaganda
plan! I might as well wear a satellite dish so they can beam
their propaganda right into my brain! C'mon, do you honestly
believe the NSA's Echelon system isn't already reading your e-
mails and recording your phone conversations? It's all designed
to frighten us so we don't complain about our rights being taken
away and fighting whatever boogie-men they come up with today!"
Lazlow: "Er..well..you realize that the government listens to this
station and if they weren't playing particular attention to you
before, they're probably gonna be following you now!"
Caller: "Oh yeah! L..look they already got me once! But n-e-ver again!"
Lazlow: "Heh. Do you have anything else to say?"
Caller: "Yeah...FREE KEVIN!!"

hey R* , when u create gta 5,gta sa n gta vc for sony playstation 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everybody wait for u , i hope in first january 2010 u will launching that games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want gta 5 have trophy like gta 4 and not just 51 trophy, i want up to 75 trophy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R* can u fix the online server , my score in online stats didn't get update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i try until second time to get awp(AUF WIEDERSEHEN PETROVIC) TROPHY, AWP IS THE HARDEST TROPHY IN GTA4 4 EVER..............
NOW I HAVE PLATINUM TROPHY GTA4

When are you releasing any info on multiplayer and come on, one more month to go, lets get some more
videos, lets see some good vids...
Turn the beat up....
Watch how im makin moves GTA always go somethin to prove u lose
i get more missions than Tom Cruise ....
Can't you all jus wait to its release date or is your brain about to burst.
going get ya a hurst may be we drive one it wont be your first.
So dont talk nonsense and bring it to us first.
More weasel news turn the channel to hear some ill street blues.
You can't choose line up Modern Warfare 2 take a snooze.
October 29th you got one month till you get a parachute.

I dunno what you just said, but I bought you some malt liqour to calm you down.

HOTDOG VENDOR GUY: You make fun of me and your name is Lazlow? That's a clown name.
That's a stupid clown.

I always thought Integrity 2.0 was awesome, but short. Can't wait.