Have You Seen This Woman?
Liberty Tree News Bureau
October 18th 2001 3:20pm EST
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Kelly Sue DeConnick
Have YOU seen her?
FBI sources claim a well-known female bank robber and stick up merchant may
now be operating in the Liberty City area. Police believe the above picture is of a
mysterious and very dangerous female connected to a
number of bank robberies in the southwest over the past three years. The
FBI have been after this woman for several years now, following a string of
robberies in Texas and New Mexico, and now believe she may have relocated to
Liberty City, possibly with an accomplice.
The woman, of mixed Dominican and
Colombian descent, is regarded as extremely dangerous, especially if you are
a bank teller with a shot gun in your throat. She has, to date, avoided
capture or apprehension by the security forces and is to be approached with
Asked why they thought she was now living in Liberty City, our
sources said, "We raided her apartment last week in one of those funny towns
down south with a Spanish name, Los Something or other, or San Somebody, and
we found a ticket with a flight to Francis International Airport. It didn't
take us long to realize this was the airport in Liberty City, but just to
make sure, we rang up and checked and then looked on the internet. However,
this extra research meant she slipped through our fingers again, and is now
still at large. We ask ordinary citizens not to worry. The full power and
might of our incredible investigative team will be brought to bear on this
woman, just as soon we find her. If you do see her, we suggest keeping very
calm, before screaming 'Help, I'm in the presence of a dangerous psychotic
lunatic. Please call the FBI right away!' In order to expedite this, we
suggest ordinary citizens practice this whenever they are out and about."
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