Past Offences :
Illegal Opium trading
Lighting firecrackers on a Tuesday
Stealing fire from the Gods
Responsible for the fall of the Tang dynasty
Carrying an illegal shoGun (ha - ha)!
Fencing stolen water chestnuts
Aiding and abetting (general)
Currently Under investigation for :
Running an Illegal Bus Pass Ring
Inserting blasphemous/offensive words in fortune cookies
Known Associates :
A spectre of crime by golly.