THE NEW BOOK from
the inventor of
A lot of lies have been spread about DARIUS FONTAINE™, but the facts remain, DARIUS FONTAINE™ is a genius.
He exposes lies and saves lives. Be afraid no longer.
These are some lies that have been spread
by people with no interest in helping you.
DARIUS FONTAINE™ IS A CON MAN WITH NO FORMAL TRAINING. Not quite true. DARIUS FONTAINE™ is a fully-qualified gardener,
with a gift for personal development, especially his own.
DARIUS FONTAINE™ MAKES YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR MOTHER. Only in a very select number of cases.
DARIUS FONTAINE™ is a strict Freudian, you see.
DARIUS FONTAINE™ ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO COMMIT MURDER. Not so. DARIUS FONTAINE™ frees people from fear. There is a difference.
DARIUS FONTAINE™ ONCE MADE A MAN JUMP OFF A CLIFF,
KILLING HIMSELF IN THE PROCESS. Unfortunately, complicated psychological treatment is a game of percentages.
It is definitely the case that the man in question has not once complained of vertigo since.
DARIUS FONTAINE™ HATES RELIGION. CORRECT! Just checking to see if you are still reading. RELIGION IS FOR WIMPS WHO ARE UNREASONABLY SCARED OF THE FACT THAT LIFE IS COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS AND POINTLESS AND THE RESULT OF BILLIONS OF YEARS OF CHANCE. Why do people find this depressing? The fact that we are collections of atoms waiting for the sun to go out should be celebrated!